While digging near the Valley of the Kings, archaeologists uncovered a small golden sarcophagus. Upon opening it, the archaeologists were shocked to discover a baby giggling inside. They named the ugly baby "The Pugs" and set him on a path of greatness. He let everyone down when he decided to pursue radio. The "Chicago" native, he thought it would be best if he omitted his ancient Egyptian origin, started his trip to talk radio superstardom on WLUP in his "hometown". A true radio jack of all trades, Pugs did everything from producing to wearing animal costumes in petting zoos in front of his future in-laws. In 1998, Pugs and his friend, not the imaginary variety, Kelly decided to forge a partnership that could only be formed in hell. They set out with a single goal, to change talk radio forever... Well, yeah.... Pugs is divorced and if you wait long enough you may get to be one of the select few that get to hear about his great post-divorce depression. He is a flippant man and probably needs to find Jesus, but we love him all the same, hail to the boy king!
Who is Kelly? What is she all about? Kelly was born a poor black boy in South Carolina. At the tender age of 3, she witnessed a "hit" orchestrated by the redneck cartel. Witness protection relocated her to Shaumberg, Illinois. Her new identify was that of a pretty white girl. From an early age, Kelly knew she wanted to be a radio. Eventually, she realized that she couldn't be a radio and settled with being on the radio. After getting her feet wet as an intern, she quickly killed her way to the executive producer position on the Danny Bonaduche show. Her evil ways caught up to her and she got stuck to the Pugs. In 1998, this unholy duo became one. The pair was banned from Chicago for spreading commie propaganda. They have since found refuge in the airwaves of Dallas, Texas. Kelly has two kids, Declan and McKenna. She's a soccer mom with balls of steel. One time, I saw her throw a jump spinning heel rake and crush a man's skull.
Eric: The abnormal/normal one!
Remember that time Eric jumped over those trashcans, on his motorcycle, in front of Arnold's? Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Eric is a strange lad that has been given a task of the utmost importance, Executive Producing while operating "the board". Nobody has actually seen this "board" but scientist believe it has something to do with lasers. In between his busy schedule of kissing his guy friends and accidentally performing fellatio, Eric finds the time to visit with the local transsexuals, gays, poor and deaf. A child at heart, he enjoys triping at Disney World and the company of his lovely wife Melissa. Eric is also proud of his great Mongolian ancestry as well as his friends in the Nicoya Peniusula of Costa Rica. To nutshell it all. Eric Marc kicks ass.... suckah! He's cool!
While digging near the Valley of the Kings, archaeologists uncovered a small golden sarcophagus. Upon opening it, the archaeologists were shocked to discover a baby giggling inside. They named the ugly baby "The Pugs" and set him on a path of greatness. He let everyone down when he decided to pursue radio. The "Chicago" native, he thought it would be best if he omitted his ancient Egyptian origin, started his trip to talk radio superstardom on WLUP in his "hometown". A true radio jack of all trades, Pugs did everything from producing to wearing animal costumes in petting zoos in front of his future in-laws. In 1998, Pugs and his friend, not the imaginary variety, Kelly decided to forge a partnership that could only be formed in hell. They set out with a single goal, to change talk radio forever... Well, yeah.... Pugs is divorced and if you wait long enough you may get to be one of the select few that get to hear about his great post-divorce depression. He is a flippant man and probably needs to find Jesus, but we love him all the same, hail to the boy king!
Kelly was born a poor black boy in South Carolina. At the tender age of 3, she witnessed a "hit" orchestrated by the redneck cartel. Witness protection relocated her to Shaumberg, Illinois. Her new identify was that of a pretty white girl. From an early age, Kelly knew she wanted to be a radio. Eventually, she realized that she couldn't be a radio and settled with being on the radio. After getting her feet wet as an intern, she quickly killed her way to the executive producer position on the Danny Bonaduche show. Her evil ways caught up to her and she got stuck to the Pugs. In 1998, this unholy duo became one. The pair was banned from Chicago for spreading commie propaganda. They have since found refuge in the airwaves of Dallas, Texas. Kelly has two kids, Declan and McKenna. She's a soccer mom with balls of steel. One time, I saw her throw a jump spinning heel rake and crush a man's skull.
Eric: The abnormal/normal one!
