Yesterday, MURRAY STATE upset VANDERBILT in round one of the
NCAA tournament with a last-second buzzer beater.
George, George, George of the...
The Banana Flasher
The New Tiger Woods Video Game, As Seen on South Park
(NSFW)
Married With Children, Al Bundy Remix
The Drunken Spring Break Chick Pic of the Day
Kick a Cheerleader in the Head... They LOVE it!
Proof That Sandra Bullock Knew Her Hubby Was a Cheater?
Here it is: Slo-mo proof! Watch the moment when her name is announced.
That withering look just before she stands up! That is the look of a woman
scorned.
ONN: Ex-Pedophile's Tips on How To Make Your Kid Less
Attractive
Fat People That Look Like Animals!
Hippo Momma
Pig Man
Whale Boy
Zebra Man
Seal Man
We THOUGHT He Looked Familiar....
Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Premieres Sunday
Thursday, March 18th, 2010
There's Still Time to Join The Fan's Budlight Bracket Challenge!!
Click HERE to register your bracket and join the Jagger Mafia Group!
Ron Washington's Cocaine Abuse Confession
Obama Fills Out His Brackets!
Uh oh...Porn Star is Leaking some Tiger Texts!
We're told that porn star, Joslyn James will release a
ton of stuff at 11AM EST-- including scores of "never-
before-seen" text messages from Tiger. Go to www.sextingjoslynjames.com to see them!
The Drunken Spring Break Chick Pic of the Day!
Crotch Punch Fulfills Every Crotch Punch's Destiny, Gets
Immortalized on Videotape
Lotto Prank (Fake but FUNNY)
Meet the Military's Most Popular Soldier!
"My Mom's on Facebook" (The Music Video)
The TV Theme Medley Guy
Did Jesse James Cheat on Sandra Bullock with Tattoo Model
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee?
The World's Most Action Packed Action Movie!
Kimmel on Letterman Talks Leno
TMNJ Actually Use Their Weapons!
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010
It's St. Patty's Day With Our Very Own Fantasy Girls!
Man Food Presents: Bacon and Chocolate Chip
Cookies!
Ingredients:
* 3/4 cup butter
* 2/3 cup packed brown sugar
* 2/3 cup granulated sugar
* 1 teaspoon hazelnut extract or almond extract
* 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 2 eggs
* 2 1/2 cups flour
* 1 teaspoon baking soda
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 1 cup white chocolate chips
* 1 cup dark chocolate chips or semi-sweet chocolate chips
* 2 lbs bacon, cooked and crumbled (about 2 cups)
* 1/2 lb bacon, cooked in whole strips
* 2 cups powdered sugar, for the maple glaze
* 1 tablespoon maple extract, for the maple glaze
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract, for the maple glaze
* 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, for the maple glaze
Directions:
1. In a large bowl, beat together the butter, sugars, extracts and eggs
until creamy. In another bowl, sift together the dry ingredients. Add the
dry ingredients to the butter mixture and stir together.
2. Mix in chocolate chips and crumbled bacon. Stir until well integrated.
3. Place dough on a sheet of wax paper and refrigerate at least 1 hour.
4. Preheat oven to 350°F.
5. Remove dough from fridge. Pinch off 1 ½ -inch pieces and roll them into
balls. Set dough balls about 2 inches apart on an ungreased cookie sheet.
Flatten dough balls in the center slightly with your fingers. Bake about 10
minutes, or until the dough starts to turn golden brown. Allow cookies to
cool on a cooling rack while you make the glaze.
6. Maple-Cinnamon Glaze: Mix 2 cups powdered sugar, 1 tablespoon maple
extract, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract and ½ teaspoon cinnamon with enough
water to make a thick glaze, about 3 tablespoons. Mix all ingredients together
until smooth and creamy. If lumpy, use a whisk.
7. Spread a small amount of glaze on top of each cookie and top with a small
piece (1 to 1 ½ inches) of crisp bacon.
The Gary Busey Story: What Happened at the Oscars
Sports Douche Bag of the Year!
(courtesy of holytaco.com)
Victoria's Secret Model Candice Swanepoel Dancing in Her
Undies!! THANK YOU GOD!!!
Here’s a fun video and from Esquire featuring "50 songs every dude
should be listening to" and Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel
dancing and lip syncing in her underpants.
What is This Animal??
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010
THIS is Why Jagger Chose WVU in his College Hoops Bracket!
Our Very Own Fantasy Girls Help You Get Ready
for St. Patty's Day!
Adrianne Curry of reality TV fame whose biggest career move so far
has been marrying Peter from "The Brady Bunch" gave us this classic
pic when she posted it on Twitter.
This Week in Unnecessary Censorship!
Camel Balls!
1960's Sex Ed Film (Watch and Learn!)
New Jersey Woman Trying to Become "World's
Fattest!"
A New Jersey woman who already weighs a whopping
600 pounds is on a mission to double her girth in a bid to
become the world's fattest woman. Donna Simpson, 42,
who lives in Old Bridge, said she has her sights on reaching
the 1,000-pound mark over the next two years.
Dick Vitale Tried to Dance with Erin Andrews
Raquel Reign's Got Some MAJOR Booty!
Meth Head Survives Home Explosion
Somebody REALLY Likes Die Hard...
We like John McClane as much as the next guy, unless the next
guy is the dude who got a holiday-taped gun tattooed on his back.
John Edwards' Mistress in GQ
Rielle Hunter, the "other woman" who helped JOHN EDWARDS tear
down both his marriage and his political career did a GQ photo shoot.
Monday, March 15th, 2010
Our Very Own Fantasy Girls Help You Get Ready
for St. Patty's Day!
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